Trapped on the Treadmill

Does working out after months of physical inactivity give you gas? At least empirically, I'd have to say yes.

I was cruising on the treadmill today when suddenly the thunder came a roarin'. Silent but oh so deadly. And once the floodgates had opened, there was no turning back.

I figured I would play it cool. Keep running, make no odd facial expressions, stare at the TV screen.

I was shocked the girl next to me didn't fall off her treadmill. Then again, maybe she hadn't worked out in months either and was playing it cool herself.